10:00 - Wake up from a dream that had my nephew, Isaiah grow up to be Darth Vader. My other nephew, Elijah and I go into hiding only for Vader to find us and kill Elijah. I then go back in time and have both Isaiah and Elijah frozen. I spend the next 20 years hunting down the Sith Lord Palpatine so the boys can have a normal life. After killing him, I unfreeze the boys who haven’t aged a day, (they are both 4 and 3 respectively) I amazedly have not aged a day either. I apparently raise them on my own since my entire family is M.I.A.. I think about this for several minutes.10:09 - Get out of bed to pee.
10:12 - Realize my best friend, Jason did not call me back last night. Wondering if he’s okay.
10:15 - Thinking about watching “Mamma Mia“. My grandmother, Nano, walks into the room and says “Good Morning, coffee’s made if you want some.” I say, “Okay.”
10:17 - I fix a cup of coffee.
10:19 - I turn on “The View” and Joy Behar has control of the conversation. They just started talking about Farrah Fawcett’s battle with cancer. I feel sad for her. Nano comes into the room to watch the show.
10:26 - Nano talks about the early days of her life at Wal-Mart
10:29 - Nano is still talking… I’m thinking about Anderson Cooper… Naked.
10:35 - Nano is still talking… something about foot fungus. I’m trying to focus on “The View”. I wish I could spend the day with Whoopi.
10:43 - Nano is still talking… something about Las Vegas and her slots.
10:44 - Nano is still talking… back on the topic of Wal-Mart. I tune out, thinking about Anderson Cooper taking me to a S&M bar. I’ve never been to one… I wonder what’s it’s like.
10:51 - Nano is still talking… She needs bleach to clean the floors. I find myself strangely attracted to Elizabeth Hasselbeck. I dislike her views, love her resilience. Nano and I begin to discuss the legalization of marijuana, the Minnesota Senate race, the Great Depression until the conversation turns back to Wal-Mart. Most of the conversation is inspired by “The View”.
11:03 - Nano has stopped talking. “The Price is Right” has grabbed her attention. I start thinking about taking a shower.
11:05 - Thinking about what a shower would be like with Anderson Cooper, Brad Pitt, Angelina Jolie, and Drew Barrymore. My body begins to react to the image in my head. I begin to hum “Jesus Loves Me” to get the thought out of my head.
11:14 - Realize that Nano is talking again. She is judging the outfits of the contestants on “The Price is Right” I realize that she is being very cruel and judgmental towards them. I just think she would rather be in their shoes at the moment. I laugh to myself.
11:17 - Get up to take a shower.
11:24 - Turn on my I-Tunes. The Bangles’ Manic Monday is on constant rotation while I’m in the shower
11:41 - Manic Monday ends on 7th Rotation… start listening to “Here in your Arms” by HelloGoodbye as I dry off and get dressed.
11:50 - Leave the bathroom and come back into the living room to watch the finale of “The Price is Right”
11:51 - Nano is talking… something about a condo. I’m focused on preparing something for lunch. Regretting not jerking off to the shower scene I thought about earlier in the day. Perhaps I will find time to do it this coming week. Can’t remember the last time I masturbated. I wonder if something is wrong with me.
11:58 - Cute boy won “The Price is Right”. I start fixing a couple of sandwiches for lunch.
12:05 - Start watching Mamma Mia with Nano. Eating lunch and thinking about Jason. I feel bothered by something but I can’t pinpoint it…
1:06 - Run out to go pee in the middle of Meryl Streep’s performance of Super Trooper.
1:08 - Just noticed my nails are getting long so I grab the clippers and start clipping.
1:21 - I’m in love with Meryl Streep and Christine Baranski. I twitter this thought out to my friends.
1:59 - Mamma Mia is over. L
2:05 - Take Nano to Mom’s house.
2:07 - Text Jason. “R u ok? Just thinking about you.”
2:17 - Get gas at Casey’s
2:28 - “I was kissing Valentino by a crystal blue, Italian stream.” Can’t get that fucking song out of my head! Should have never listened to it in the shower.
2:33 - Take Nano to the post office… Wishing I had more friends in the area to hang out with. I wonder if my friend Nora is still at work. I need to check to see if my twitter is connected to my phone. I’m baking in the sun. Hot guy just came out of the post office. We should be tangled around each other on the hood of his Mercedes . God! It’s been almost two months since I’ve had sex.
2:38 - Nano is back!
2:39 - Nano is talking… something about mold in her toilet. Jason sends a text. “Yes, I’m okay. Just got some shit to work thru. I’m not really ready to talk about it yet. I’m sorry.” I wonder what’s going on… my concern level just skyrocketed.
2:53 - Text Jason, “I’m here when your ready.” I also text my other best friend Gene, “Hope your Manic Monday is well.” Fucking song!
2:57 - NBC is bringing back “Chuck” in the fall!!! YEA!!!!!
3:14 - Twitter is connected to my phone! YEA!!!
3:18 - Jogging to Mom’s house and back.
4:16 - Back from Jogging. Jogged eight blocks and fell into a ditch. Laid there for about five minutes wondering where my life went wrong. Dad calls me. He and my step mom were arrested for selling pot. Their house was raided. I start thinking about the drug induced culture that is my life. Jason pops into my head again.
4:20 - Send out a twitter about my Dad being arrested…
4:25 - Just noticed the time that I sent out the twitter about my Dad being arrested on the pot charges… This has just made me laugh. I think it might be the highlight of my day… The IRONY of it ALL!!!!
5:13 - Get a text from Jason, “OMG your dad got raided! How crazy! “
5:16 - Mom calls for more information about my Dad. She laughs at the notion but glad their both okay. She tells me to keep her updated. I can’t picture my parents ever being together. I wonder if my Dad still thinks it’s 1969 and not 2009. I wonder if this would be a shocking event in another’s person life. I think how Nora and I are two peas in a pod… she has gone thru a similar ordeal. I think about the day Isaiah was born and how my brother and I got high. Everything was so stressful with his birth. I don’t remember the last time I got high… it’s been a while. I think it was a month ago. I’ve never really embraced marijuana like so many people in my life have.
5:25 - Begin to copy my notes onto my laptop for this “Mondays with Chad” Blog entry so I don’t have to do it all tonight.
5:55 - Get online to read the news and to check my email.
6:27 - Just started following Meghan McCain on Twitter. I think I would go Republican for her!
6:37 - Walking over to mom’s house.
6:50 - Played PS2 Transformers game with Isaiah for a few minutes but then he took full control of the game. I miss the days of Donkey Kong and Pac Man!
7:10 - Start watching Golden Girls. I admire Blanche. I hope I’m as active as her when I’m 60. God knows I’m more like Dorothy at the moment. I miss Bea Arthur… it still stings. Everyone is in the kitchen eating dinner… I’ve quickly become bored.
7:15 - Tell everyone I am leaving and walk back home.
7:35 - Just got a text from Meghan McCain, “Most intense thing I’ve done in a long time. Colbert was so incredibly nice and fun. Everyone watch!“ I’m going to have to find out what time the Colbert Report is on. I get another text from her saying, “I give the designer cc skye a plug and talk about my sex life…” I’m really loving Twitter!
7:50 - I’m feeling a little depressed. I’m still bothered by something. Just realized I haven’t heard back from Gene today. Wondering when the last time I talked to him was… I check my phone, I talked to him on Saturday and I got a text message from him yesterday at 1:43. It just seems longer. I hate the feeling that I am so separated sometimes. Thinking about going to the store to buy Jason a card.
8:10 - Head to Wal-Mart to buy Jason a card.
8:25 - Arrive at Wal-Mart and instantly find the card that I want to send. Decide to head to Nora’s house to hang out with her for a bit and to tell her about Dad.
8:45 - Stop by Casey’s to buy a Diet Mountain Dew since I know Nora will try to stuff a Pepsi down my throat.
8:50 - Arrive at Nora’s house but she isn’t home from work yet. Decide to hang out in the car a bit to catch up on this blog from my notes. Looking over at Nora’s sister’s house and see the door is opened. Nora’s kids are most likely over there… thinking about walking over.
8:58 - Ally (Nora’s sister) is yelling at me to come over… I obey.
9:15 - Tell Ally the story of how I allowed things to get unraveled in my life this past year. I don’t know why… I just felt like I needed to get some things out. It felt good breathing in the night air while we sat on her porch. Nora’s kids eventually make it outside to greet us.
9:30 - Nora arrives to pick up the kids and we walk across the street back to her place. I’m going to let her read my blog. She has to be at work at five in the morning so I’m going to head home in a bit. Might watch a episode of Family Guy before I leave.
9:43 - Jase (Nora’s younger sibling) is singing his “ABC’s” to me while I wait for Nora to get settled. He’s such a freak… gotta love him. She just looked at me. “It’s been a stressful day” is how she starts the conversation. OMG!!!! Nora and I have the next two days off so we are going to watch the American Idol finale together!!!! YES!!!!
10:00 - Family Guy comes on… it’s a bit of a retarded episode.
10:22 - Tell Nora that I am going home. We hug and I quickly sprint to the car.
10:40 - Arrive home and go to my bedroom. “Murder, She Wrote” is on the tele and I get into my bed.
10:50 - Thinking about tomorrow. Going to the Zoo with Isaiah and Elijah. I wonder what Jason is doing right now… I decide to text him, “Hope your okay… thinking about you.” Nano comes in and ask me the details about my Dad. I wish I was walking up the steps of a Mayan temple in Mexico. I have the sudden urge to go camping.
10:58 - The day is over… Golden Girls is about ready to come on. Just turned off my light… I most likely fall asleep watching the girls. I wonder what I will dream about tonight… Hopefully, Isaiah won’t be a evil dark Sith Lord! Goodnight.
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